[Joke] My girlfriend left me

My girlfriend told me last night that it's over
between us.
I thought about it and I found out that life
without her is meaningless. So I decided to
kill myself.
I jumped from my reading table to my bed
but I didn't die.
I went to the express road and looked
carefully before crossing the road, nothing happened to me.
I drank 4 rubbers of lacasera with plenty
suya but nothing happened
I took a lot of mangoes without swallowing
the seeds, yet I didn't see hell!
I proceeded to another level of concoction. I
prepared gizzard and kidney sauce with
strawberry juice and lots of fresh tomatoes, yet nothing happened to me.
I ate cake, chocolate mixed with ice cream,
still I didn't die.
I'm so worried now cause I just finished
eating fried rice with chilled Maltina and fresh fruit salad but nothing has happened to me.
I'm really upset right now.
Friends, what do I do? Should I try fried
plantain and chicken with fresh milk? Will it
work?
Advice me please, I'm waiting for your
advice.



Note The post you just read is the initial derivative from a comedy write up "my girl friend".